Last night while watching a kitchen remodel on the DIY Network the woman kept describing the tile and the grout and the cabinets and everything else they remodeled in her kitchen as looking like chocolate.
My daughter said "She must really be craving chocolate!"
I said, "She must be pms-ing"
She asks "What's that?" (Yes folks, we have had "the talk". We have had several "the talks".)
I said "You know how sometimes I'm nice and happy and easy to get along with? And then others I have lasers shooting out of my eyes and I growl because I'm mean and grumpy?"
She hesitates.
Then she answers with just a little fear creeping into her voice...
"Is this a trick question?"
A Wise Child Once Asked...
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hahahahahahahaha! This is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, that is so funny!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHA oh my little elena! she's so funny! but you so set yourself up for that one....
ReplyDeletethats an awesome response from her.... i love it!
ReplyDeleteBoy, I can't wait. At last I'll actually have a viable excuse!
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome! :) LOL
ReplyDeleteThat's NOT funny! I can identify with your daughter because I've been there and got the laser burns!!
ReplyDeleteJess, Lauren,
ReplyDeleteShe makes me laugh. A lot!
Karie *innocent eyes*
Set myself up? I have no clue what you mean...
Court!!!
I know, I so was not expecting it.
Ali,
An excuse for chocolate or the laser beams? :)
Shae,
That's my girl!
Pluto,
THAT is hilarious! I try to give my family fair warning...
Happy Thanksgiving, dana. To you and all those you love!
ReplyDeleteOh, that is funny.
ReplyDeleteCosmo,
ReplyDeleteHappy Thanksgiving to you as well. Oh wait, do you celebrate it?
Truth,
Yes, she makes me laugh a lot!